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Burn it while you rest, recover, meal-prep, stretch, take your meds on time, or simply enjoy the radical luxury of not having to choose between rent and an inhaler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"790\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e progressive gifts, healthcare-worker appreciation, activist décor, burnout recovery, housewarming, election-season coping, and anyone who wants their home to smell like safety nets and sane priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eSmells Like Universal Healthcare\u003c\/strong\u003e is a clean-burning, hand-poured soy candle made with eco-friendly, vegan soy wax and a 100% cotton wick. 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